There is this Republican nominee
a certified President wannabe.
He huffs and he puffs
and says terrible stuff
when he appears on TV.
Gee whiz Mr. Trump, you’re scarin’ me.
Then there’s a Democrat nominee
who too is a wannabe.
She battles off stage
in a baritone rage,
seldom is seen on TV.
Oh my, Golly Gee
Hillary’s scarin’ me, too.
There’s got to be gooder ways of doing this
than the present day game of hit or miss.
The rights are conservative, the left libertines;
there ought to be a choice that sits in between.
And I don’t want a king or a queen
a stronger third party should be on the scene